Tour de Hamdel: New Sandwich on the Block Edition

As you may have noticed, Tour de Hamdel has been on hiatus for the last few months. Not to reveal my secret routines, but I used to eat Hamdel every Tuesday after my run, but then I hurt my leg and my routine changed—it wasn’t Hamdel, it was me. Now, however, I intend to resume the Tour de Hamdel in full force. For a refresher course on this illustrious Columbia tradition, click here.

Sometime in November, or maybe it was late October—time tends to run together when tracking the etiology of deli sandwiches—Hamdel debuted a new named sandwich, the Betsy. Although I could have simply asked the Hamdel cooks after whom they named the sandwich, I prefer to speculate on this individual’s identity. Sadly, the Betsy tastes terrible. I imagine that its namesake is a perfectly dreadful person, though in all fairness, maybe the Hamdel cooks just secretly loathed her. The sandwich consists of chicken cutlet, avocado, and cheddar cheese, a banal, tepid combination.

In a beige cafeteria somewhere in mid-America, desperate housewives drown their sorrows in Betsy sandwiches, blandly meaningless calories. Masquerading as health food—avocado!—the Betsy actually tastes like grease and grave dust, ash and artery-clogging oil. After three bites, I want the sandwich to end, I want my time with Betsy/the Betsy to cease immediately, to never meet this unfortunate person/sandwich again.

Of course, an inherent risk accompanies the named sandwich—that a poorly conceived concoction will reflect poorly on the titular personage. After consuming this sandwich, my Hamdel preference quickly switched to the “Egg on a Roll,” a sublimely cheesy, chewy breakfast option suitable for any meal.

Obviously, I would not order the Betsy again. Perhaps, the memory of that abomination will fade with time.

Next: the Jaws (fish fillet, American cheese, lettuce, tomato, and tartar sauce).


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2 responses to “Tour de Hamdel: New Sandwich on the Block Edition

  1. devin

    jason can you please review my own hamdel creation: the stallone with mustard and jalapeños??? im thinking about asking if they can make it an official sandwich b/c its actually the best ever

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